Carrot and Stick

In an odd moment when preparing dinner, and whilst peeling a huge carrot, I idly mused on whether my wife Penny could take a cock this big. It was only about 3/4 of an inch at the narrow end but a little over two inches at the large end. Would it be more erotic peeled or unpeeled? Leave the tapered point and rounded stubby end left or removed? Why this had suddenly occurred to me I had no idea, but it had me a little excited.
We had fooled around at times, stretching her vagina with my fingers, one two and even three, pushing in hard and as physically deep as they would go, to the knuckles of my fist. I would have liked to push in four fingers and then try and push the whole of my hand in but was so far unsuccessful. She clearly liked the sensation of being stretched as she would often grab my hand and thrust with her pelvis back at my fingers.
I wasn't sure what her response would be, but decided to try the next time we were feeling amorous.
I put the huge vegetable back in the fridge and prepared others in its place for serving with dinner.
All evening, I couldn't dismiss the thought of penetrating her with that carrot. When it was time for bed, these thoughts were even more foremost in my mind, so much so that when I undressed, I couldn't hide the erection that stuck out in front. When my wife turned and noticed it, she exclaimed "Oh someone's excitable tonight!" smiling at me.
I climbed into bed but she teased me by delaying her disrobing to a frustrating slowness, almost a striptease. At lease I knew now she was going to be in a playful mood.
Penny eventually climbed into bed, turning her back to me and giggled. "I'm so tired honey, I could sleep for a week. Just hug me for a while and I'll soon drop off."
"Oh no." I thought, "I'm so horny."
Penny couldn't keep up her pretense and laughed coarsely, turning towards me and kissing me on the mouth. "Did you want something darling? It's just that something is sticking in my tummy and I thought it would be better if it was moved to somewhere else."

"couldn't agree more" I said wrapping both arms around her, pulling her closer, kissing her passionately. She kissed me back just as passionately. I normally spent a lot of time on foreplay but judging by her responses, I might get the opportunity to see that carrot disappear in her vagina sooner rather than later. Stroking her breasts lightly I noted her nipples were already and as erect hard as they would be after